boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.
"When you’re on your lady week."
Someone date this guy already.
Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for
Weird dreams I had last night.
One of them I was dating this guy who owned this HELLA nice sports car and he let me drive it a few times…
But then he wasn’t answering me? and his roommate was like, just go- when I said I needed to speak to him… and this other girls stuff was in the back of his car….
so I took his car and drove it around.. and then the cops found me. and they started to arrest me….. and then I woke up hahahaha.